I eat aluminum cans

by Jarrett Schmidt

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millionmilebrain I don't even know where to begin on why I love this album. It's just a wild trip and I haven't heard any music recently that's so avant-garde, playful, and downright surreal. I can't wait for the next blissful fever dream from Mr. Schmidt and all his other endeavors. Favorite track: The whole enchilada!
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Hey Great Onion! with your mask spun from gold how is it that your kids never got old? Was it the water? Was it the hands of time? Or was it the geranium pie? The well ran dry! Corrosion ensued and soon it came out that nothing was true! Yeah Great Onion! with your mask spun from gold how is it that your bride never grew old? Was it the water? Was it the hands of time? or was it that Geranium pie? The raccoons cried! When they found that skunk hide stapled to the head of your bride. That girl tore open and her eyes let loose with the rain like we never knew. Hey Great Onion! Was it ever true? Yeah Great Onion! How long had you knew? Now the Badgers have all turned to cops! with their caps and badges they're thinking Onioncide. They caught you fleeing! On the 5 going South. That spike strip rolled out. There's onion in their mouths. And the tombstone rose! On a toothpick made of pine. Shot up in the sky and signified you died! Hey Great Onion! with your mask spun from gold how is it that you never grew old? Was it the badgers? Was it the spikes? Or was it that Geranium pie? Yeah Great Onion! tell me true that you killed your family with that Geranium pie?
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Agoraphobic 02:21
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(This one's for the kids) Buckets full of Cornflakes Fermenting in the sun. This soap smells like incense And now you've got the runs. Mom smashed your dinner plate Have nowhere else to go. Robot Hooker gave you AIDS And you wish you didn't know. Karl Marx and Engels and Ayn Rand in the Dark. Fucking up a storm on Noah's ark. And now you're drowning! And now you're drowning! And now you're drowning! And now you're drowning! And now you're drowning! And now you're drowning! And now you're drowning! And now you're drowning! You're a skin flute savant And your liver's full of cheese. Your brain is full of gravel You look better on your knees. The banks they deal in plastic With mortgages of tin. Your ceiling's made of balsa wood And the rain is coming in. Saddam Hussein and Jesus and Dupont in the dark. Fucking up a storm on Noah's ark. And now you're drowning! And now you're drowning! And now you're drowning! And now you're drowning! And now you're drowning! (Say goodbye) And now you're drowning! (Say goodbye) And now you're drowning! (Say goodbye) And now you're drowning! (Say goodbye) [all goes to shit and is unintelligible]
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Owlman where'd you go we needed you? The grit's all gone and the toilet's been plugged a long time. All this dirt is clay! And God's crashing on my couch. And Owlman you just flew away. Owlman you just flew away! And Owlman you just flew away. Flew away! Make merry with your wife. And lover her everyday. Follow all the flowers in the scrub. and stay there all your days! Plant your seeds indoors. And throw them out in March. Flip on the radio. And drink some corn starch! Then fly, fly away! Just fly away, fly away. Just fly away, fly away. Just fly away, fly away. Just fly away, fly away. Just fly away, fly away.
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Cordona 02:53
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Corned Beef 03:18
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Mr. CIA 02:06
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untitled 00:52
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Wrong Number 01:49

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released April 1, 2020

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